MARTHA STEWART...RICH GIRL WALKING


LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT RIGHT OFF THE BAT.


 

I AM NOT WRITING THIS BOOK TO CASH IN AND MAKE LOTS MORE MONEY.
MY PURPOSE IS SIMPLE.
 
IF I CAN SAVE ONE MURDERER, THEN I HAVE FILLED MY DEBT TO SOCIETY.
AS YOU KNOW, I AM NOT PERMITTED TO GO ON A BOOK TOUR SO I WON'T BE APPEARING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SOON.
 
MY ANKLE BRACELET BARELY COVERS THE 153 ACRES I LIVE ON !
 
MY NEW BOOK FEATURING  'RECIPES FOR REPEAT OFFENDERS'   IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE FEMALE PRISONERS WHO TOOK FROM THE RICH AND GAVE TO THE POOR (NAMELY THEMSELVES).
IT COVERS FIVE HARD MONTHS OF NO NONSENSE, NO FRIILLS DINING HABITS AND MY TASTY TRICKS  AT CAMP CUPCAKES..FORMERLY KNOWN AS 'HOT BUNS' !
 
YOUR CAN'T  ORDER FROM DOMINOS AND YOUR CAN'T GROW ANY TOMATOS IN YOUR CELL.
THERE IS NO STRAYING FROM THE MEAN MEAGER MENU.
 
 YOU EAT WHAT THEY PUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND I REALIZE A LOT OF YOU ARE COMPLAINING  ALL DAY LONG..IT'S SORT OF LIKE LIKE THE SOUTH BEACH RIOT !
 
 MY NEW  BOOK IS CALLED " FROM SELL TO CELL'! 
 
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I PERSONALLY LOST 20 POUNDS AND I  CERTAINLY COULDN'T DO THAT WITH JENNY CRAIG OR KIRSTIE ALLEY SO THOSE OF YOU ENJOYING THE OUTSIDE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER DOING A STRETCH.
 
JUST CALL YOUR BROKER AND HOLLER 'CELL' !
 
NOW SOME OF YOU MAY SAY I ENJOYED A 12 CENT AN HOUR WINDFALL..WOW LET'S PARTY !
HOWEVER  IF YOU READ THE PAPERS THIS MORNING YOU  PROBABLY NOTICED I BOUNCED BACK INTO THE BIG B CLUB BEFORE NOON TODAY.
 
YES B FOR BILLIONAIRE !
 
NEXT WEEK THE DONALD IS GETTING ME INVOLVED IN AN APPRENTICE CLONE JOB... SO FIRE AWAY DONALD !  LET'S HAVE SOME FUN !  WHO'S THE FIRST TO GO ?
 
THEY HAVE ACCUSED ME OF BEING AN 'INSIDER' AND THAT WAS BEFORE I DID MY TIME AS A  REAL 'INSIDER ' !
 
NOW IF YOUR SMART, YOU WILL BUY MY BOOK AND LEARN HOW I PLAN TO CONTINUE REMAINING  A BILLIONAIRE ! 
 
WHO KNOWS,YOU MAY BE NEXT !
 
SEE YOU AT K-MARTHAS...
 
 
 

 

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